This is great!
First chance I had to check out the QOTW (thank spankyhanky's right bollock I didn't check at work!), and suddenly 'Paradise by the Dashboard Lights' comes on my headphones. And suddenly my first story comes to mind. Funnily enough I was recounting a list of public sex experiences with a workmate today.

Anyway, long story short, what I want to know is what kind of fuck-knuckles allow their tiny children to wander around the drive-ins in the middle of the night, peering in car windows?

I was sixteen that fateful night I saw those tiny innocent eyes looking through the window, over my then-boy's bronzed back at my shocked face and I'm still scarred.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, 2 replies)

Thank you for
thanking my right bollock - now the left one feels lonely and undervalued... (No pleasing testicles)...

I know what you mean; there's a fuck-tacular spot for shagging in North London, part of Hampstead Heath. Always see kids up there at dusk and wonder why the hell their parents let them wonder round... Its just wrong! I mean, cant us common, decent, normal folk get sucked off in the middle of a park in peace?

Tch...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:28, closed)

Ahhhhhh
so that's why we were told ...

"Don't go beyond than the Ice Cream Kiosk ..."
(Biff..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:30, closed)