Many, many years ago
And still at college I was at a party with the then girlfriend. At about midnight, and during a lull in the music, she decided she'd had enough and wanted to leave.

At which point she stood up and announced loudly, "We're off now. I'm going home to fuck DG".

Which was public enough, frankly. She might as well have just lobbed me old man out and put on a floor show.

Still, the glow from my crimson cheeks provided us with the warmth we needed as we staggered the mile back to mine in the cold, January night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 15:18, Reply)