I've got a TON of these!
Though, the question is: which one do I tell so that everyone doesn't think: WHORE!

:)

When I first started spending more time as 'Me' (see previous posts folks, I am Transgendered) I was out of cigarettes! Yikes! It was 3:15am, I had JUST gotten home (thanks to a cabbie) and I was absolutely PLASTERED! There is a gas station about 3 miles from my house...so I figure: why not teeter up there ang pick up some cigs?

So, I wobble out of my house, feeling like I look pretty good and walk through the SKETCHY industrial estate between my neighborhood and the gas station.

I am zigzagging through the industrial park and am passing this truck. In the truck, unknown to me, was a trucker who, apparently had enjoyed watching me zigzag along.

As I come even with the cab, he rolls down the window and literally scares the HELL out of me! I 'yelped'!

So he looks down, at what I am SURE, is one HOT lady and says "Hey Hon, How about a blowjob?"

Now, I had been struggling (and continue to do so, frankly) with my sexuality, and I was thinking: Ya know, why not give this guy the thrill of his life and satisfy this 'inner urge' of mine?

So I look up at him, kinda bashfully and say "Um, okay."

So I climb up into the cab of his truck (Huge, fek off Lorry) and sit in the seat. I am trying to find the right words: "So, big boy, drop them panties!" or "So, You wanna get him out for me?" and the guys leans over and starts kissing me. "Hmmm...Wasnt expecting that!" He starts reaching up my skirt and I squeeze my thighs together to keep his hand from discovering my 'secret' and he says "How am I going to get him out of there to put him in my mouth?"

I was SHATTERED! I mean, here I was CONVINCED I was TOTALLY 'passable' as a woman and here this guy wanted to give ME a Blowjob!

When he finished up (and it was DIVINE) I said "Want me to return the favor?" Thinking: Surely he wants me to finish him off. But NO. He says "HOn, You better get along. My wife is due here in about 20 minutes."

WHAT WHAT?!

So, I slip outta the truck, fall FLAT on my ass, stand up, to find my knees were surprisingly wobbly and turn around and ask "Do You have any cigarettes?" he tossed me half a pack of Marlboro reds and says "Have a good night Dude!"

ARGH! Still, I got my ciggies!

PS(SOrry if this story offended anyone. I really am NOT a whore!)
(ThatGirl The Girl Formerly Known as A-man-duh, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:02, 3 replies)

Not offended
Thats actually kind of sweet

BJ and cigs, bonus :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:08, closed)

*click*
that rocks.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:27, closed)

Aww
Sounds like a real sweetheart.

I wish more of my nights ended with random blowjobs and cigarettes.
(TheManWhoWas SlightlyKnackered, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:08, closed)