Chav Sex
After a particularly heavy night on the town my drunken staggering home took me through a small park. Having trouble putting one foot in front of the other I decided to stop on a park bench and have a smoke.

After lighting up I become aware of some rustling in the bushes behind me followed by some giggling and snorting. After a short pause there was a loud
"Fook I don't have any rubbers wif me"
"No bother" came the giggly reply "I'm already pregnant. But don't worry it's not yours"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:01, 5 replies)

Click
Short, sweet and ever so classy.
( SteamedCleaner, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:35, closed)

I first read that as
"I'm *always* pregnant", but what you wrote is just as good

*clicks*
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:57, closed)

Classy!
It really is the best form of contraception.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, closed)

The Midlands
sound as classy a place as Fife :D

*click*
( djtrialprice, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:52, closed)

I'm staggered to hear...

That such chavvy slapper-tastic-ness exists in such a fine borough as your Royal home town...

but that didsn't stop me laughing like a drain and clicking until my finger hurt!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:23, closed)