Me and my ex-wife snuck into the bushes at a wedding once.
We had a quick but very enjoyable shag, and when we got back inside the first thing she did was tell the people we were with (my best mate and his girfriend) where we'd been.

A few months later at work me and a colleague were discussing outdoor sex and she told me she'd done it on her mum & dad's front drive (!). I told her about the wedding, and when I mentioned the conversation to my wife later that day was told "Well that's that then. We won't be doing that any more if you're just going to go and blurt it out to everyone" O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:23, Reply)