Wet and Wild North shields
Me and Mrs Reptilianoid decided to go at it in the tunnel at wet and wild.

Things were going swimmingly (Arf!) with me pushing her bikini to one side and having to heave 3 times to get the old fella in due to her tightness (ok nothing to do with the story but I like brag about it when appropriate)

Pounding away merrily content in the knowledge that we could see both entrances to the tunnel (again Arf!) not realising that there was a young lad of about 10 who could do a pretty good impression of a miniature submarine and had swam through the whole length of the tunnel underwater. The view must have been quite spectacular.

As we left we seen him talking excitedly with his mates and pointing to the tunnel. Exit stage right (Rapidly)

The crack was good and bad at the same time.

Length? Well the water was cold, but she didn't complain (shes a good sport)
(Reptilianoid, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:05, Reply)