It's a Pearost... but
On a train..
I sat near to the loo, then the toilet door made that Star Trek "tickshwoosh!" noise, and slid open. There was a young bloke in a suit in there, facing away from the door, looking in the mirror. Holding a big handful of loo-roll at what would have been groin height. With his trousers undone.. But he was over the sink, not the toilet itself..

No I didn't wonder at the time, not until I told another bloke, who nearly pissed himself laughing... Who knew there was any such thing as danger wanks?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:27, 2 replies)

Did he hum the tune to Danger Mouse?
Y'know,

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Wank
Danger Wank
DANGER WANK
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:46, closed)

You see!
You know about it as well!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:03, closed)