Public SexTrain carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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Matlock BathMy wife was vigorously masturbating me at the bottom of the cliffs just outside Matlock Bath one sunny bank holiday. Don't ask why, it just took my mood at teh time.
So, I apologise to all the old dears on the bus who waved back nervously as I waved to them during the vinegar strokes.
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I love Matlock Bath...pleasant childhood memories. None of which involve any masturbation whatsoever. Score, though!
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CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:19,
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