Dogging with Chickenlady
A pearoast from 'Desperate Times' - my unwitting brush with dogging...

Sometime ago I went on a date with a very nice chap. It was our first date...although we had known one another for a short while and had become good friends.

We went for a meal in a country pub...where I had three glasses of wine...those of you who know me will know that three glasses are my limit.

So, just before we're leaving I get up to go to the loo. He asks why I agreed to go on a date with him...as I stand up and walk away (swaying slightly in my high heels) I whisper in his ear, "Because you're hot"

Of course I think this is just the sexiest thing possible I can say...and off I go to the loo.

We get in his car and drive down the road...we come to a t-junction and he turns to me and says..."Your place or mine?"

I started to laugh, mainly because I didn't think anyone ever really said this....

Being the lady I am I declined to go back to his place - first date and all that....And I also said it was better if he just dropped me home.

See...I'm not desperate....so I thought....


The the wine kicked in, big time.

Inhibitions swept away...him looking at me with those big brown eyes and cheeky grin....

My skirt seems to be sliding higher and higher....

Before I know it I'm running my tongue over my fingertip, sucking it and then trailing it down my collarbone...my breathing ragged.

"No, turn right here..then left...and pull into the woods"

He drives in...stops the car in the corner of the car park and in the blink of an eye we're on each other like ravenous creatures.

Shirt buttons popping, hair pulling, hands roughly exploring, delicate lacy underwear quickly discarded and one of the most hot first dates I've ever had.

Until while sitting astride him I managed to slam into the car horn....

We start giggling....

Then we notice the other cars in the woodland car park.

The other cars are flashing their headlights at us.

We are still for a few moments...the lights go off and we decide to continue...so desperate are we both to finish....

The point of no return arrives...Headlights appear again on full beam lighting us both up in all our frenzied glory.

Then darkness and the sound of cars being driven away.

Safe.

He gets out of the car to 'adjust' his clothing ....the interior light comes on and is matched by another one in a car only a few feet away....
"Want some help mate?"


And at that moment my entire life flashed before me....

I knew the voice....and it wasn't that of my date.


I had spoken to him once or twice on the phone and plenty of times in the pub...where he's the barman.

I don't go in there anymore.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:29, 7 replies)

So you obviously know
how to get jizz stains off car seats, what about coffee stains off keyboards.
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:40, closed)

Exactly the same treatment
wipe down with a damp cloth.

Works for most things.

;-)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:46, closed)

You have been sorely missed...

Please get busy, for I want, nay demand...more of this quality!

*Clicks (with one hand)*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:48, closed)

Missed opportunity
You cant blackmail him for free drinks? ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:45, closed)

Blackmail him!
Good god no - I'm far too embarrassed about the entire incident, added to which it's my ex's local.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:10, closed)

Nicely told!
I didn't know we had doggers round these parts!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:12, closed)

Chilham car park is notorious
In fact they have a warden close the loos there because it was such a popular cottaging site.

And no, this didn't take place in Chilham car park.
There are plenty of woods around here.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:42, closed)