Where the blithering fuck do I start...?

*sets phaser to 'flaming'*

Firstly, I wouldn't expect a click if I was you. You've been a B3tard for nearly 11 months and not clicked a single post. If you don't give, you don't get.

Now, I'm hardly one to talk about long posts...but jesus jizz monkeys on a unicycle!
And your whole life story...from internet multi-millionaire to a humble cop eh? That sounds like a pretty dramatic fall from grace...I'm surprised you haven't told us all about it...with added birthdays

I'd now like to go on about what this post says about your personality...but it's there that words fail me.

I wish you luck.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:25, 2 replies)

What...
...he said ^
(General_Manchego, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:37, closed)

^
agreed
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 3:48, closed)

^^
What Pooflake said. Since Pooflake is, uncharacteristically, lost for words could I nominate spimf's phrase "utterly incredible cunt" (UIC from now on) to fill in the gap.

Could I also add that putting solid identifying evidence to a specific individual (who appears to have done no harm to you whatsoever) and "outing" her as a prostitute suggests that either (i) this is all made up and that you simply want to humiliate this Madeline person i.e., you're a UIC, or (ii) that this is real.... and you're a UIC.

It really takes quite some effort, or talent for dullness to make a story about quite so much sex so spaffing tedious.
(flimflam_machine, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:04, closed)