It was a beautiful sunny day, the birds were singing and Sheffield Wednesday had won away from home.
My then-current partner and I, feeling mischievous, decided to partake in sexual intercourse with an audience present. Despite the intake of a not inconsiderable quantity of alcohol, our performance was enhanced by said audience and we had what turned out to be the most fun we ever had together.

Unfortunately, as a direct result, we are now both barred from Batley bus station.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:26, Reply)