ahh centre parcs
Me and my boyfriend had just come out of a mud treatment in Centre Parcs and we decided to sneak into the Aqua Sana to chill out on the fur throw covered seats outside. Naturally things became a little heated under the fur and the lass next to us promptly left probably knowing what was going on, I ended up straddling him with fur around us and trying to look as inconspicuous as possible. As we were going at it I kept a look out through the floor to ceiling windows behind him, an elderly couple came out onto the balcony (not that it deterred us), to be honest they didn't really notice for the good ten minutes they were out there. They left and we kept going for about 20 mins, stopping because we had to go and meet parents etc.

Later that night after swimming we started having sex in the changing rooms, being quite loud regardless of everyone around us..then I heard a knock on the door "excuse me."
"shit"
*knock knock* "hello?"
"erm hello?"
"..is this yours?"
i recognized the voice straight away, it was my dad, my (very distinguishable) locket hanging over the side of the door..it must have dropped on the floor as we were getting out of swim gear..It turns out he was in the changing room next to us and he must have known that locket was mine ><.
(daeclya, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:44, 1 reply)

ouch
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(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:28, closed)