On your doorstep
Can't believe I forgot about this. I was at the ripe old age of 17 and still with a fully intact cherry when I was randomly invited to a party of someone I didn't really know.

At the party I started chatting to this girl and to cut a long story short ended up with fingers stickier than a chelsea bun. We were amusing each other outside the front door [in a porch bit] when she came out with 'you got any protection'. Now picture the scene, her wrecked, me soberish at 7 o'clock on a clear summers eveing in plain view of ALL the neighbours. I wish I could say at this point that I whipped one out [fnarr, fnarr] and that I then proceeded to copulate in true Spanky style, shagging like an olympic porn star on speed, alas no. I only said errrrrrrr no, shall we go back inside?

Seriousy why can I be such a fucktard, I might even have had an answer on topic!
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:37, 2 replies)

In all fairness, if you didnt have a condom what could you do?
I doubt you wanted to be a daddy at 17
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:52, closed)

I know...
it was around the time that AIDS was first coming up. I could have been a real man and said I pulled out with perfect timing and she ended up looking like a plasterers mate....
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:59, closed)