Pitsford Reservoir
in Northampton was THE place to go and partake in a little jiggly full-moon-bobbing-in-the-breeze horny butt sex action. Nice and quiet, lovely view of the still, placid, translucent water just in case you'd rather not look at the fire while you're stoking the mantelpiece.

One time my mate Greg pulled and turned up at our local with, what I can only describe as a fucking ugly mutant munter.

She limps off to the bogs.

Greg announces proudly: "Just picked her up down at the reservoir."

To which I replied: "CHRIST, MAN!!! THROW HER BACK IN!!! THROW HER BACK IN!!!"
( SpankyHanky, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:58, 1 reply)

I live down the road from
Pitsford Reservoir. It's well known as the local dogging spot, so guess what Greg had been up to prior to the pub!
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 22:12, closed)