Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Our school bus...Followed a strict route every day that took all those who lived a bit further out of town home. (as they usually do...)
On the odd occasion, our usual driver, a delightful old man named Ken who had an abundance of nasal and ear-al (?) hair and confessed to sleeping with his dogs (that's a different story however...) was off ill and the bus company sent a replacement.
This was were the fun began, 9 times out of 10 the new driver would not know the usual route. This left him asking an honest-looking student, usually my mate Luke.
Luke would always direct the driver down a long road that had sleeping policemen down it from start to finish.
The fun had when you're 13 years old sat on the top level of a double-decker bus going over 30 speed bumps at questionnable speed is amazing! Screams of probable delight from everyone on board...
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:22, 3 replies)
Ahhh.......the old 419 used to provide the same fun.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:40,
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aural hair...?Aural being of the ear? Although aural may specifically refer to sound. Plus verbal pronunciation would cause confusion.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:25,
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"sleeping with his dogs"To keep warm, right, like mediaeval peasants...?
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 18:49, closed)
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