Public Transport Trauma
Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Don't like the excuse for why your train is late? Eat your train.
Stuck outside the station because of too much station congestion? Get out and eat the other trains.
Are you extremely greedy? Do a tunnel-impersonation with your mouth.
Does the train not stop at the station you want to get off at? Eat a hole in the wall and jump off.
I think ancrenne has just won my vote over from PJM.
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 16:27, Reply)
Don't like the excuse for why your train is late? Eat your train.
Stuck outside the station because of too much station congestion? Get out and eat the other trains.
Are you extremely greedy? Do a tunnel-impersonation with your mouth.
Does the train not stop at the station you want to get off at? Eat a hole in the wall and jump off.
I think ancrenne has just won my vote over from PJM.
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 16:27, Reply)
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