Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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the school busto be exact the school bus from hell that we eventually stopped using and walked the 2 miles home instead.
Apart from the usual overheating on hot days, in winter the thing would be full of wet school blazers and furry hooded duffel coats and parkas, worn uvf style over the head with the hoods pulled forwards. this was the 70's "man"
Threats ranged from getting "yer head stoved in wee lad" to "I'll fuckin stick ye" usually accompanied by a demand for your pocket/dinner money. This got so bad, the school in the end made parents bring the dinner money in, and tickets where issued instead in school so no money was carried by the pupils.
Back then the only girls interested in boys were the 6th formers, all sitting at the back smoking away, and god help any bloke who thought he could take them on. One of them tried and was unceremoniously dumped out through the emergency exit, and broke his ankle when he hit the ground, the girl who did it simply said "its a pity the bus was not moving"
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:39,
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