Public Transport Trauma
Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Tramp Tennis
To play this fun game, you need two people equally blessed with tramp attracting powers, a gentleman of the road, and a relatively empty platform or train carriage.
The two players take up positions some distance apart and attempt to keep the tramp (or nutter or fag poncing chav, whatever) wandering back and forth without any obvious invitation to one player or the other.
It's harder than it sounds and slightly more fun than the average Monday morning journey to work on the eastern end of the District Line.
Top score so far is a five way rally.
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 19:22, Reply)
To play this fun game, you need two people equally blessed with tramp attracting powers, a gentleman of the road, and a relatively empty platform or train carriage.
The two players take up positions some distance apart and attempt to keep the tramp (or nutter or fag poncing chav, whatever) wandering back and forth without any obvious invitation to one player or the other.
It's harder than it sounds and slightly more fun than the average Monday morning journey to work on the eastern end of the District Line.
Top score so far is a five way rally.
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 19:22, Reply)
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