Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Waterloo (technicolour) Sunset....Picture the scene......you wake up after a mate's house party in Twickenham at half 10, needing to be in Bexleyheath (at your mate's wedding) in 3 hours. Puke up, leave the house, jump on the train and lie accross some seats breathing deeply like the dehydrated wretch you are.
Jump off train at Waterloo, grab bottle of water, run to Waterloo East. Find platform. Drink water. Look at train arriving at the platform. Work out it's not going to Bexleyheath. Oops drunk that water too quickly....it's going to come back up.....I'm gonna puke.....
Apologies to everyone who was heading to Tattenham Corner that fine summers day.
Apologies for length, especially to my mate in Twickenham, as I am reliably informed I took a shit in his garden the night before.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 21:42, Reply)
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