Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Mystery TourFor anyone not in the know a college mystery tour is basically when you get on a bus and are taken to a Mystery town for an almighty piss up. Well this year was my first tour, on the bus I enjoyed 8 cans of cider but oddly felt sober going into the club, which had offers of A double vodka red bull for €9.
Details get a bit hazy shortly afterwards but I went in with 70 and came out with coins... My next memory is getting a text off one of my friends saying my bus is leaving(lie) so I get up leaving some girl I was with and managed to find the bus. On the bus I started feeling ill(something I ate?)
So I lean forward a start feeling better but then it hit me and in my drunken wisdom I sat back and puked all over myself.
I got off the bus and into a public toilet to clean myself up, I did a terrible job being very intoxicated.
Getting back on the bus amazingly un-hassled by the driver i sit down and ask for some deodorant from a lady friend to cover the terrible stench.
I feel asleep soon after and awoke some time later much more sober but with someone asleep on my back. without moving I inquired as to who my new friend was.
When he woke up we were very close to home when he turns to me and says do you smell puke on this bus?
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:25, Reply)
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