Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Not the worst for me...(Sorry, I know I just posted, but I suddenly remembered this cause it was HI-larious with a capital HI)
I remember one wet and soggy day in winter I was getting the bus to work, which was fairly packed and I was lucky enough to get a seat on. At one of the stops, a man wearing a suit got on, absolutely drenched to the bone with rainwater. He promptly paid, and parked himself on one of the disabled seats with a loud sigh.
Next stop, an old lady got on, paid, and proceeded to take down her hood and hobble along to the (now) full bus. She glanced at the man in the drenched suit, and he snapped "Keep walking, bitch."
Some of the passengers gasped. Some said nothing. Most of us let out a small snigger. The old lady stood for the rest of her journey. Justice!
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:55, 1 reply)
Hewasn't Michael Douglas was he?
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:45, closed)
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