Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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True story, I swearI actually sat opposite the victim concerned, why he actually 'fessed up to this experience I don't know.
Anyway, he was commuting up the Northern Line into fair London Town early one morning, when a clearly hungover / drunken bloke flopped down in the seat next to him.
Not a great start to the morning, but scarcely unknown, he stretched and yawned.
Regrettably, this was the same moment the drunk next to him turned and vomited up the remains of last nights excesses. Yup, straight into his open mouth.
Our hero responded by vomiting right back at him, and then took the day off – “calling in sick” was never a more accurate statement.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:00, Reply)
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