Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Big boob busHaving moved job from Aldgate to Waterloo, I could no longer just hop on the east london line to the office.
Wanting to save money and not pay the excessive rate for entering zone 1, i'd get the bus to work.
All seems well, then the second day as the bus headed up the old kent road some idiot pulled out in fron of the bus. This caused the driver to break quite hard, and I had a tremendously soft landing. Thanks to a large carribieans womans ample bosom.
I got the train after that.
#2 - Cam and the Black Death Yawn
Cam was a great developer, but not such a great drinker. On occasion he would come out with the systems support team, who were hardened drinkers.
One such time Cam decided to enjoy guiness. This is great, all off to Covent Garden for more beer, a short tube ride from Waterloo..
Sadly it was at the moment the tube closed its doors and pulled away that Cam decided to decorate the inside of the tube train black,white and chunky, assisted by putting fingers infront of his mouth for that real 'spray' effect.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 6:45, 1 reply)
The developer CAM whom I know...... has equal developing and drinking abilities. He is teetotal.
True story.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:02, closed)
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