Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Tube PervAbout 15 years ago I was on the tube coming home from work and on a packed tube I sat down next to a man in a suit who was busy with something in his briefcase that was open on his lap. Its probably worth saying that I was wearing a mid thigh length skirt. After about 5 minutes I felt something warm and sticky on my leg and to my disgust saw that the man sitting next to me had just ejaculated on my leg.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:50, 7 replies)
Sorry about that,I got a bit carried away.
Well, it might have been you, it happened a few times that week.
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@BelgaerYou ejaculated on her leg when you were 3 years old?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:55,
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Yes, yes I did.I've always been a bit of a randy one.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:01, closed)
And I looked damn fine in a suit at 2foot tall, too!;)
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Dear Christ....I hope you wiped it back onto him.
Eeeeeeough!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 30 May 2008, 12:50,
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EurghFoul.
What did you do?
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