Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Rugby justiceThere used to be a nutter in my local swimming pool (Warrender) in Edinburgh. He was oldish - 65? - and seemed to derive enjoyment from picking fights with anyone else in the pool. His favourite trick was to overtake people in the fast lane (he started fast and slowed down a lot) and then pull in directly in front of them, kicking them in the face. He particularly enjoyed doing this to women.
One day he did it to a rather large young man. Who turned out to be one of a group of Edinburgh University rugby players having a training session. Next time he had to turn at the end, they all seemed to be there. Think shark feeding frenzy. The turn took, erm, quite a long time, and when he emerged he seemed breathless, battered and, for him, quite subdued.
Oddly enough, the lifeguards saw nothing.
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