Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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I was on the tube once,and I'm just getting to the top of the ticket barrier right at the top of the escalator when this hippie riding a bike and a short fat sweaty guy wearing a grease smeared vest (with a shovel over his shoulder) both shout "you cunt" at me...
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:53, 17 replies)
I dida proper out loud guffaw at that one.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, closed)
I was just saying to Ancrenne,I've still work out which B3tan the short grease smeared one is... :P
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:02, closed)
I think when I was writing it,I was thinking more Vipros in my head, but afterwards I thought A: "That's a bit harsh" and B: "That could be one of many" :P
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:07, closed)
Oi!Cheeky sod. I am not a grease monkey and I very rarely wear vests unless it's hot and I'm digging the garden.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:08, closed)
@ alBetter?
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:09, closed)
Noyou're all horrible and i'm not going to come in august if you're going to be mean.
*cries*
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:13, closed)
Should I add(And a tear running down his cheek)?
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:17, closed)
yesand also "throwing a great big girly strop"
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:18, closed)
I nevergreased myself up when surfing. I just used to wee in my wetsuit.
But I am a bit shouty and sweary, but I will try and tone it down come august.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:23, closed)
Lol, you're sooootrying to dig yourself out of this one, Ancrenne, lol.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:23, closed)
You're welsh?Oh, oh i see, errm, right, I've just remembered I've got something planned this august bank holiday.........
Only kidding, just don't talk about rugby and my swearing level will remain low.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:32, closed)
hippy on a bike?I may wear flares and smoke pot and listen to pink floyd and creedance, but I'm certainly not a hippy!
and a bike?
or alternatively, I'm far from short and rapidly becoming not fat ;-)
and I've only greased myself around the neck when surfing :-P
PS. I don't take offense easily, particularly from people who don't know me very well ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:39,
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