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Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."

What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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I was on the tube once,
and I'm just getting to the top of the ticket barrier right at the top of the escalator when this hippie riding a bike and a short fat sweaty guy wearing a grease smeared vest (with a shovel over his shoulder) both shout "you cunt" at me...
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 15:53, 17 replies)
I did
a proper out loud guffaw at that one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:00, closed)
I was just saying to Ancrenne,
I've still work out which B3tan the short grease smeared one is... :P
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:02, closed)
I think when I was writing it,
I was thinking more Vipros in my head, but afterwards I thought A: "That's a bit harsh" and B: "That could be one of many" :P
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:07, closed)
Oi!
Cheeky sod. I am not a grease monkey and I very rarely wear vests unless it's hot and I'm digging the garden.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:08, closed)
@ al
Better?
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:09, closed)
No
you're all horrible and i'm not going to come in august if you're going to be mean.

*cries*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:13, closed)
Should I add
(And a tear running down his cheek)?
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:17, closed)
yes
and also "throwing a great big girly strop"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:18, closed)
I never
greased myself up when surfing. I just used to wee in my wetsuit.

But I am a bit shouty and sweary, but I will try and tone it down come august.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:23, closed)
Lol, you're soooo
trying to dig yourself out of this one, Ancrenne, lol.
(Belgaer is, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:23, closed)
You're welsh?
Oh, oh i see, errm, right, I've just remembered I've got something planned this august bank holiday.........

Only kidding, just don't talk about rugby and my swearing level will remain low.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:32, closed)
hippy on a bike?
I may wear flares and smoke pot and listen to pink floyd and creedance, but I'm certainly not a hippy!

and a bike?

or alternatively, I'm far from short and rapidly becoming not fat ;-)

and I've only greased myself around the neck when surfing :-P

PS. I don't take offense easily, particularly from people who don't know me very well ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 May 2008, 16:39, closed)

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