Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Tube escalatorsAncrenne's post reminded me, but this is the other way round.
Does it ever annoy the complete fucking bollocks off you when people dawdle around at the top of an escalator going down?
The last time I was in London I experienced this at Barbican station. There was a rather fat woman swivelling her flabby body from side to side because she couldn't work out which foot she wanted to use to step on the escalator.
When she finally did get on, she jumped on like there was a huge chasm between the escalator and the floor.
I mean, really, why? Just get on the fucking escalator, woman. It's not going to kill you.
I had a serious urge to boot her up the arse with my steel toecaps.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:25, 2 replies)
Mmmm steel toecapsshould have gone for it. Mind you, you might have started a wobble of epic proportions ...
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 17:31, closed)
you could have gotten your boot stuck up therethat's what heppened to me when I kicked a fat goth in the arse at a club one night, I ended up having to pull really hard to remove 6 inches of stilletto heel from her rear end.
So be careful, you've been warned
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:00, closed)
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