Ick! Just thought of another one..
Saturday morning, I'm nursing the obligatory hangover and catching the bus into town.
The bus was full, as buses often are on a saturday so I opted to stand at the front, clinging onto a pole.
Suddenly, without any warning whatsoever the fat kid sat opposite me on the sideways seats starts puking nasty yellow bilge into the luggage-y bit, while his mate just casually sits there as though this is the norm.
It looked like Red Bull, but thicker and as I watched it slosh from side to side I really had to restrain myself from adding to it.
I was still miles from town so I couldn't even get off the bus, the only thing I could do was stand there watching it to make sure it didn't slop over onto me.
Then the bus starts descending quite a steep hill, at this point I'm sweating with the effort of not chundering my own fragile guts up.
Slowly the stream of yellow stomach ooze starts to seep over the lip of the luggage hold and work it's way across the floor in the direction of my feet.
That was the final fucking straw, the bus slowed, the doors opened and I bolted as far away from that filthy fat fucker and his rancid puke as I could possibly get.


Bleugh
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:43, Reply)