Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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trains buses and the HELL I suffer daily!where do I start, ok here goes with a few PET hates..............
1. People who think their bag needs a seat FUCK OFF it does!!
2. People who are asleep on trains with bags on seats I like to wake them rudely then run off ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (don't ever fall asleep on the Stoke train that's all I can tell you!)
3. Kids why oh WHY do mothers think EVERYONE wants to hear you laughing and applauding at everything your horrible chocolate faced stinky little whinging rat does??
4. Crying kids on buses with chavvy mothers in dobber clobber and with T shirts over their MASSIVE fat bellies/tits with BABE written on there is false advertising if EVER I saw it.
5. Mobile phones being used as the 21st century ghetto blasters ARGH!
6. Old People thinking they can push in front of you at bus stops and trains just cos your old doesnt mean you go first back of the queue!
7. Crying babies, kids, old folks
8. Dogs..... flea ridden dogs that sit on you (this has happened to me twice!)
9. Becoming the nutter magnet and being told by a random lady that she is an adult baby nanny! (TRUE story)
and finally
10. Bus drivers who think there are on Rita at alton towers.... T W A T S
Thats all ooh I can feel a lie down being needed and not one on a bus and DEFO not a train....
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 23:37, 4 replies)
Here is a thought for you.....Punctuation in appropriate places.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 31 May 2008, 2:13,
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I don't understand this"Bus drivers who think there are on Rita at alton towers"
Can anyone explain, or is it just nonsense and bad spelling/grammar?
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:08, closed)
^ ^A bit of both I think.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 31 May 2008, 3:13,
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Learn to write.And have you ever thought of asking those people to move their bags?
I sit mine on the seat all the time. If someone needs it I'm only too happy to move it, but I'm not going to heft a big bag on my lap for a whole journey if nobody wants the seat.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:27,
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