Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Over-friendly tramp...Bundled onto the Victoria line one morning, when I noticed a seat free. Given that the carriage was pretty crowded, I should have realised that it was too good to be true.
So, I sat down and three seconds later the stench hit me. The guy I was sitting next to stank. He was absolutely rancid.
And then he started leaning into me, as he tried to get something out of his pocket. And leaning some more, still digging in his pocket.
Then he leaned his head on my shoulder, still digging, still digging rhythmically... oh no... oh bloody hell... the truth dawns...
so I'm sitting on the Victoria Line, with a tramp resting his head on my shoulder whilst he had a wank.
and what did I do about it? I'm a Londoner. I simply pretended it wasn't happening. I wasn't going to move, I'd got a seat for god's sake!
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biscuitbiscuit is in ur garden, watering ur plantz, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:14,
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