Completely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Got on the thing just after work on a Friday night. It went a few miles down the track and stopped. For several hours.
Some selfish twat had jumped in front of the train in front of ours. There was a delay while they scraped him up.
It was dark before we started moving. They didn't have to clean it any more after that time.
As for the train. It was a virgin train (not a virgin anymore as it had some cunt smeared all over it) so the blood wouldn't have shown on its red paintwork.
(, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:09, Reply)
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