PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Silly little buggerAs the oldest looking in my 14-year old group, I was elected to try and get served in a town-centre pub. If it worked, the others would come in and try their luck.
I stood up straight and strode to the bar, worldly and confident, deepening my voice to order a "Whiskey and Scotch please!"
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:01, 1 reply)
Sounds like a good tipple to me.Providing the whisky is the same scotch as the scotch (or the scotch is the same whisky as the whisky).
I used to confuse barfolk when I asked for a pint of Guinness and a pint of Guinness.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:22, closed)
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