Don't want to bore you with the full stories

but here's a list of things I’ve seen in my local, starting with the most shocking:

Stabbing

Bloke pissing himself at the bar and getting thrown out.

Same bloke a week later shitting himself and getting thrown out for good.

Big bloke from a neighbouring village pub barging in saying 'who's the hardest fucker in here?' Cue the hardest fucker in there standing up, walking over and knocking him spark out.... Funny as fuck that one!

Bloke called Tohn Jhompson (name changed slightly) was annoying everyone in there with his bullshit tales, so when he went to the loo, one of the locals stirred his pint with his cock.

One of the chavettes from the estate came in, got pissed went outside and threw up all down herself and then tried to get back in to carry on.

Years ago they had one of those 5' aluminium troughs for us blokes and it was always getting blocked, anyway one day a lad (I think his nick name was Eggy) ran into the bogs obviously needing something desperately, well he slipped over and in an effort to save himself his hand went into the trough, problem was that is was full of the golden stuff and with his momentum he caused a sort of tidal wave of piss which hit the other end of the trough and proceeded to come back towards him, but his hand was in the way so it just came over the side and all over him and I mean all over, head to foot. How we laughed

Why not drink somewhere else I hear you say? Well, it's the only pub in the village!

Will add more as they come back to me.
(Kip, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:27, 2 replies)

the woolpack?
perhance?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:39, closed)

see
the stabbing article.
(Kip, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:40, closed)