A man walks into a bar
with three little ducks following closely behind him.

The barman looks up at him and says, 'Sorry mate, you can't bring those in here, it's a health and saftey issue.'

Upset, the man replies, 'What if I could prove to you that these are no ordinary ducks? What if I were to tell you that they are magic, talking ducks?' The barman stares back, bemused, 'Go on, ask them anything you like.'

The barman decides to humour the obvious nutter, walks around the bar and leans down to the first duck, 'Hello little duck,' he says, feeling ridiculous, 'What's your name, and what have you been doing today?'

To the barman's amazement, the duck replies, 'My Name is Huey, and I've had a lovely day going in and out of puddles.'

The barman is astonished, takes a step back, and in the hope that the first was just a fluke, he asks the second duck the same question,
'My name's Duey,' says the second duck, 'and I've had a lovely day going in and out of puddles.'

'Blimey,' says the barman, and he turns to the third duck, 'I suppose your name is Louie, and you've had a lovely day going in and out of puddles too?'

The third duck looks up sadly and says, 'No, my name is Puddles, and I've had a fucking awful day.'

sorry if you've heard it before, I love this joke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, 2 replies)

HaHaHa!!!
Thats great! Ok, I've got the sense of humor of a ten year old, but that is good!

Oh, and no fighting today! Its Friday! Which in my house is bum sex day...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:47, closed)

woo
I shall join you in loving this joke.

Perhaps at my place tonight, 10pm?
(Gazebo will eat you on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:01, closed)