A lad on the tube
Got very upset with me because apparently I was disrespecting him and treating him like a pussyole. Why did I got to be so harsh to ‘im bruv, innit? He was part of the a rough crew and was well connected, bruv, and I ought to just show him some respect and not be dissing him.

By ‘dissing him’ he meant not giving him my phone. He ‘wanted to make an important call’ and he’d forgotten his, innit? I inquired how he intended to make a call whilst 100m underground on the Piccadilly Line, which he didn’t like.

He was the worst mugger ever. After I told him to fuck off he tried it on two girls in the next carriage who just laughed at him. When he got off he made cutthroat gestures at me as he walked along the platform and I laughed at him. The whole impression of menace could have been better achieved if he hadn’t had his little brother with him, still in school uniform.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:47, 5 replies)

This did make me chuckle.
Kids these days eh?
(McChinaman banned, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:54, closed)

too sexy for their own good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:24, closed)

CALL THE NONCE ALERT!
Quick, internet hardmen everywhere! Your fierce typing into the internets is needed!
(McChinaman banned, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:08, closed)

This among other things
is one of the many reasons I would never like to live in london.
(Panzerfaust, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 1:39, closed)

I like this
and have duly clicked
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:08, closed)