Once night I took one for the team.
I was playing wingman for a mate and at the end of the night the 4 of us ended up back at the house he was flat sharing with. He went up to his room with the cutie he'd bagged and I ended up keeping her moose of a mate distracted.

After she'd had half a joint I was about to make my move when she unceremoniously threw up all over the floor. In her distressed state she just wanted her mate so she stumbled up the stairs to the room in which my mate was about to scuttle fit bird.
I followed to try and stop her from spoiling my his fun and half way up the stairs I heard cursing from below followed by one of his pissed up flatmates bounding up the stairs,"Your bird has eaten my food!"

*thwack* as his pissed up haymaker of a punch connected firmly with the boniest part of my forehead.

A firm shove and he was bouncing backwards down the stairs on his arse to land in a crumpled heap.

Hearing the disturbance my mate and his conquest emerged half dressed to survey the carnage. "You'd better all leave." he said. His girl even asked whether they could finish what they'd only just started but he wasn't having any of it.

We all left. I presume he had a wank instead. I know I did.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)