Maybe she was having a bad day
A few months ago I was waiting for the tram and had rather a disturbing incident with a mental at the stop. It started with her asking if had let Jesus into my life. I replied I hadn't and had absolutely no plan to do so and could she perhaps leave me alone. This angered her. A lot.

Apparently I was a bitch, a slut and a fag; and I was going to burn in Hell. She practically screamed at me that everyone knew what I am and what I did. I was a dead man. I was stalking her. I was off to Centrelink to wait until it opens (the insinuation to you non-Aussie-living-types being that I'm on benefits. Given my legal status I can only contribute to the economy here). She angrily demanded to know where her money was. When I told her I really couldn't help she told me I thought I was royalty and better than her (due to the English accent).

Thankfully the tram arrived and I escaped. I smiled and waved as we pulled away. She gave me the finger.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 4:32, 4 replies)

So we've got to give money to Centrelink now?
Isn't that what the ATO is for?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 5:42, closed)

At least you got a fingering out of it mate.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 11:21, closed)

Melbourne.
Still quite classy, I see.
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 14:24, closed)

Slightly less likely to get shot at tho
than Sydney. And no NSW police force!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:05, closed)