I often come across his slightly calmer cousin on my commute.
This guy is in his forties, has a Brillo pad haircut and tinted glasses, and if he's wearing a shirt with a stiff collar, the fat on his chin hangs over the edge of the collar.

He gets on near the end of the route and spends most of the 5-10 minute journey plugged into his iPod grumbling, muttering and loudly huffing about the most trivial traffic phenomena, providing unintentional entertainment in the process (bus stopped to pick up a passenger just before some temporary traffic lights? "Fucking twat.") In the eight months I've been working in Halifax, I've never once seen him in anything approaching a good mood.

He projects such a ridiculous image it's all I can do not to point and laugh at him.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 22:10, 1 reply)

That's me at the moment.
But, that's quitting smoking for you. What larks.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:29, closed)