You should have known
the shutins here get confused by tales of bar work, they don't really understand how it works
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 9:29, 3 replies)

It just seems a bit strange to take someone's money, serve them alcohol, smash their face into a car, then lose all self control and beat them up...and then marvel at the colour of one's face.
( Ken Oath, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 10:01, closed)

Strange thing pub, pub goers and booze. I have the right not to be called a shit stabbing fairy
bastard and when said punter does that and tries to bottle me, then I am afraid I did go off the deep end a little. No regrets, and yes I was more impressed with my facial colouring than I would be by that fucking maggot masquerading as a human being.

I should add, that he never did come back with his family and friends to petrol bomb the place while I slept nor to shoot my faggot ass.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:57, closed)

Some prick completely lost his shit at my local and stood outside, shouting various threats including a firebombing. About fifteen minutes later, he came back and chucked a lit fag through the doorway.

Most minimalist firebombing ever.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:17, closed)

I had a guy who after being barred let his German Shepherd into the pub for that to cause trouble.
I like dogs.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:30, closed)

Nobody seems confused about the intricacies of pouring liquids into glasses,
more why someone would get into an argument and fight with a pissed up bellend instead of ignoring their rambling and just hoofing them out, like any sensible barman would.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 11:49, closed)

Sadly, not every story can be easily summarised for the retarded to understand
Sometimes, BD, you're just going to have to accept that you're a stupid cunt.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:45, closed)

Oh dear, you've got all upset.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:16, closed)

Not really
I enjoy calling you a stupid cunt as much as you seem to enjoy proving it
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:31, closed)

Your glasses have slipped down your nose, you should do something about that.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:53, closed)

Sorry four-eyes
but I'm not a speckoid like you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:17, closed)

Classic TTT.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:52, closed)

You should seriously consider getting some form of list-based internet revenge.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 0:15, closed)

That's it tiger, you were there. You correct me on what I should do Mr Superhero.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:59, closed)

Hey man, no need to get so mad, I'm just saying there might have been a better way of dealing with the situation.
Don't go all Joe Fixit on me or anything.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:26, closed)

It's true I have never worked in a bar. It all sounds pretty complicated to me, you probably need at least a law degree for it.

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:04, closed)

A law degree. Why not something worthwhile like media studies?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, closed)