No idea what you're trying to do here but it seems very much like you're having some sort of massive internet breakdown.
First you posted a story seemingly because you thought it made you sound hard, then when people pointed out that it seemed a little unlikely you claimed that you had exaggerated some of the details for entertainment value, then when people made reference to previous stories you have posted about sex with underage girls you attempted to legitimise this with arguments about relative ages and the French legal system, and then you completely wig out and claim that you've intentionally made everything up to upset everyone and start posting maddy pictures.
U OK hun?
(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:20, 2 replies)

Basically, the OP is having a breakdown about being a nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:41, closed)

Actually...
I'm laughing my fucking head off at the shitstorm this has caused. It's hilarious.

And the "smug bastard / Maddie" pic was just the icing on the cake.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:56, closed)

Uncomfortable about being a nonce ^^^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:23, closed)

Yeah I remember when ringofyre had one of his internet breakdowns whilst trying to persuade us that everything was going exactly according to plan.
You're currently rocking back and forth in front of your computer, laughing hysterically and typing about how great everything is going with your left hand whilst your right hand alternates between wiping the tears away and frantically tugging at your semi-erect penis.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 20:52, closed)

I am SO hot right now.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:58, closed)