Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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At the pub the other dayWas drinking (as you do) in the pub and watched this amusing debacle play out...
Friend #1 was irritated because Friend #2 wouldn't speak to him after night of lust and fun times. As the night wore on and the drinking became more intense F1 got on his high horse and started being increasingly bitchy to F2.
After a few more drinks F2 asks F1 to calm down... F1 pushes F2 away and shouts "Well, if you had a bigger cock, perhaps you'd find something to shut me up with!" to which F2 replies with glacial cool...
"I might have a small cock 'mate', but I've seen Lesbians with bigger clits than your cock!"
And storms off... Silence...
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
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