Very bloody annoying
My good friend and I verbally spar well with each other, and one day in the pub were holding court - there was a group around us enjoying it, when I flattened him - I absolutely bloody flattened him - I chose such perfect words, pronounced them so precisely, and delivered my retort brilliantly - I actually got a cheer and a round laugh. It was surgical - the very epitome of rapier wit. It was the one time in my life where I'd got it completely right, at the right time, in the right place. I was guaranteed a shag that night from some adoring bird, 'cos they love guys that make them laugh.

He sat there, staring at me, and, going redder and redder, said "Yeah? Well ... " and after a pause more pregnant than Sarah Beeny blurted "I FUCKED YOUR MUM!" and the place absolutely bloody collapsed. Beer was genuinely spat out, he was clapped on the back and people told it to each other again and again.

What is it that I'd said? No one - not even me - has any bloody idea.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:08, 3 replies)

you said
Where did you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:10, closed)

So tell me - you were at the pub with your dad, weren't you?
(Maclir, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:16, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha
That's the only sensible reason I can see for having kids - is to be able to say this to them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 15:28, closed)