Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Nice one.My story like this is a guy I was at university with: "Have you heard the word of Jesus?" "No, mate - there's just me and Pete." "No - Jesus Christ - our lord?" "The landlord's away, mate, and he doesn't live here." "No - our lord Jesus Christ." "I told you mate - it's just me and Pete."
For about ten minutes he denied all knowledge or awareness of the existence of Christianity, until said door-stopper got bored.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:51,
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