Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Cricket sledging has some gems when it comes to put-downs.-'Hey 'insert batsman's name here', how are your wife and my kids?'
-'The wife is fine but the kids are retarded.'
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I offer you:Mark Waugh: Fuck me, look who it is. Mate, you're not good enough to bat for your county let alone England.
Jimmy Ormond: Maybe so, but at least I'm the best cricketer in my family.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:08,
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I think that originated in some sledging between Greg Chappell and Tony Greig - Greig as a Seth Efrican wasn't playing for his country, because of the apartheid boycotts. So somehow he was playing for England - and after Tony Greig made some unkind comments to Greg Chappell, Chappell replied "But at least I'm playing for my own country."
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