Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Teacher V StudentAt the end of every year in school there was a debate between the final years and the teachers, which was generally an excuse for both sides to rip the piss out of each other. Every year the students won, because the other years were the ones who voted and they wouldn't be seen dead voting for the teachers.
When my year came around, one of the Speakers, Fergal (a tit whose speech mostly consisted of stolen Tommy Cooper jokes), tried to heckle his geography teacher with the line "Dad, Why don't you love me?"
Quick as a flash Mr Moran replied "Because I still feel guilty about the conception".
That year the teachers won.
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