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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Wow
What a wonderful put-down! Sounds like you're the one ranting at the keyboard :-)
Maybe if you took the time (because I'm sure you're a s-l-o-w reader) you would be able to read more than one line before your head hurts.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:13, 1 reply)
If only I could be filled with frustrated rage like you
but neighbours are quite young and don't disapprove of me.
Possibly because I'm not a petty-minded cunt. like you.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:32, closed)
Big brave words
Don't you realize that I'm actually laughing at you?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:56, closed)
laughing at who, exactly?
you don't know who I am, dickhead.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 8:19, closed)
And yet you assume you know me?
Don't you see that your last statement makes you look a tad more like a dickhead than you realize?
By the way, your punctuation is out. It should have read
"You don't know who. I am dickhead".
Here to help
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:56, closed)
of course I know
EXACTLY who what you are.
Your type are all the same - how do you think i keep finding your triggers so easily, numbnuts?
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 1:02, closed)
I think you are sadly mistaken
You've no idea about me at all. Random insults thrown my way aren't triggers, you clown. You're reading into my replies what you want to hear, but truth be told I'm still laughing, and at the moment quite a
few of my team are as well.
Please continue to amuse us.
(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 8:40, closed)
I don't read any more into your replies
than the first or last few lines.
Bothering to give a rat's arse about your pathetic witterings would totally defeat the purpose of this.
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:28, closed)
OK then. First and last lines
Fuck.
Off.




Awaits reply from someone so not bothered about what I say...
(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 7:15, closed)

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