Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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SantaI used to work with a bit of a rugger bugger, roughly 15 years younger than me called Mike. It was coming up to team Christmas party time and, as a team, we were discussing who should give out the secret santa gifts at our works dinner.
‘Che – you’re the old man of the team, you should be Santa.’ [smirks]
‘Well Mike,’ I retorted, ‘it can’t be you, because he’s fat and jolly…and you’re only one of those.’
‘…’
Dramatic two second pause before everyone laughed at him.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 8:57, 2 replies)
Jolly chap was he?(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:09, closed)
WellHe wasn't thin...
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:21, closed)
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