Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Is it Love?A good friend (Cheers Ben) related this little gem to me some years ago...
He'd started seeing a very cute young goth girl, it was never going to go anywhere and he was very much enjoying the moment. It had only been 2 weeks, but one night after having a bit of a cuddle (ahem) she asked him "Do you love me?"
He paused, sighed a little and said exasperated, "My dear, I've had longer relationships with a bowl of fruit!"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:25, 3 replies)
Surely anyone who would actually say 'my dear'wouldn't be in that situation because they'd be gay?
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:22, closed)
Oh I don't know...I think in this situation it was used to good affect.
I suppose it is a bit victorian.
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:46, closed)
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