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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Out with a bunch of friends one night when we ran into a guy who wasn't exactly popular with us due to slapping the sister of one our group.
He was hovering around like an unwanted scouse stepchild trying to get in on our silly jokes when the brother of the slappee(not a slapper)blurted out
the line "We don't want you here, the only reason you exist is because your father was to lazy to have a wank!"
(, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:14, Reply)

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